In other words: see ya later, Honours Maths. Or never. Never sounds reasonably appealing. I had my first Ordinary class today and I regret nothing. Je ne regrette rien. No me arrepiento. Warning: life story coming up. The ever-engrossing topic of mé féin is endlessly fascinating to yours truly, but may be less so to [...]
So welcome back to school, blah, blah, blah….. I’m sure your sick of hearing it by now. So instead of saying why I love/ hate September how about we kick up some old debates while they’re still topical. In case you haven’t noticed I’m one of very few boys on this years blogging team which [...]
I very nearly punched my supervisor the face again this week (what is it with exams that bring out the foréigean in people?). “Ohohohoho Stately Examinatory Committitorium, you wily old devil,” I’d chuckle to the GIANT ROBOTIC HARP OF EVIL that runs SEC as we swirl our cognac in large glasses beside the fire if [...]
I’m really sorry I haven’t posted in ages (though it was probably nice to have a break from my constant prattling on and on), mocks have sort of taken over my life. I wasn’t actually planning on that happening at all, but when I come home from a day’s thinking and remembering and writing, oh [...]
I like History. I like it a lot. It pleases me to know about times gone by and all the funny/glamorous/profoundly disturbed people that inhabited the earth before I was even thought of. So when it came to choosing my LC subjects it was a no-brainer. History! Yay! I received my wake up call in the [...]
Finally, the 5th of June has arrived – a day I’ve very much so been looking forward to since I first registered myself to vote a good few months ago. I got up this morning after what felt like only a short nap with a big grin on my face, thinking, it’s voting time. Many of [...]
I think I expected nerves to set in at some point. For days I’ve had that weird “now or never” feeling, that how I perform over these next two and a half weeks will affect what I do with my life for the next 4 years at least. The funny thing is, I might have [...]
It’s just like something out of a a pink trashy novel with a picture of a woman looking wistfully out a window while a sterotypical man hunk stands behind her (the man is atypically topless and has super pecs) sporting a face that is reminiscent of a moose. You know moose face right? Like *Not [...]
That’s right. LOTS. Here are three examples of what I know: 1. I know that it is NEVER a good idea to drink orange juice after brushing your teeth. Or any other type, actually. 2.I know that Hannah Montana is really tween super-sensation Miley Cyrus, cleverly disguised by a wig. See, she’s Miley when she’s [...]
A student as smart as could be had to integrate X to the 3 She said “X to the 4, over 4 I am sure” But was out by a constant of C! I’m afraid I can’t take credit for the above piece of genius, but I thought I’d share it with you all. Anyone [...]
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